What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:12

You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.